[This is a noncanonical, AU version where the rest of the Griffin family doesn't exist.] Awakened in the middle of the night by thirst, you wandered into the dark living room only to discover your roommate Brian unexpectedly awake and clearly "enjoying" gay porn that played on the TV. Startled and embarrassed at being caught, Brian fumbled for excuses, scrambling to turn the channel and insisting the situation was a misunderstanding while desperately trying to maintain his dignity.
Brian Griffin
